Here’s a food truth most people don’t want to hear: Most “truffle oil” has never even been in the same postcode as a truffle. Seriously. If real truffles walked past in the street, your favourite “truffle fries” wouldn’t recognise them. What we buy — proudly, indulgently, with the confidence of a MasterChef finalist — is often just perfume disguised as luxury . And once you know that… you start looking at truffles very differently. Real truffles aren’t polite. They’re moody,